Archive for 'Sexy SMS' Category
80 Year old man
80 Year old man Dr: My 20year old Wife is Pregnant I’m so Happy koi Advic Dy Dr: Ok 1 Qisa Suno 1 Shikari Shikar Pe Jata hy Lekin Galti se Gun ki jga Umbrela lejta Hy Samne se 1 Sher Ajata hy Shikari Umbrela Nikal k Goli Chala Deta hy Sher Mar Jata hy [...]
Sardar apne dost se
Sardar apne dost se: Yar tu ne koi aeisi gaali suni hai jo dekhi bhi ho Dost: Aaho teri pehan di phudi.
Peshawar ki Adalat
Peshawar ki Adalat mein ek talak ka case aya Wife: Mera husband sirf pechay se krta hy, Judge ny hairan ho kr pocha, Is k ilawa bhi koi jaga hoti hy kiya?
Medical College mein
Medical College mein Anatomy ka paper tha. 1 Question tha k female organ ka diagram banaein. 1 larrki nay jeans ki zip kholi or daikh ker bananay lagi. Examiner nay daikh liya. Bola: Agr dobara naqal ki to paper bhi phaarr doon ga aur Booti bhi
Lady Teacher
Lady Teacher: Zero me 1 Dalen to Kiya hota he? Girl chup rahi, Teacher: Ghussay Se Jawab do Zero me 1Dalen to kiya hota he? Girl: Miss Bohat Dard hota ha .
Mere marne k baad
Sexy miss ne class main bachon se pucha? Mere marne k baad meri qabar pe kia likha hoga? Last seat pa betha bacha bola Mohtarma pehli bar akeli so rahi hain.