Archive for 'Boyz vs Girls SMS' Category
CNIC ki zarurat
Teacher papu se teacher:larkiyun ko 18 saal k baad kis chiz ki zarurat hoti. Papu:very simple shanakhti card ki. Ap b apni zahanat papu ki tarah tez rakhen. Waise ap ne b galat nahi socha.
funkaarian nahi kerni
Ek larki ne namaz parhi aur shadi kay liye dua mangne lagi to sharama geye kahne lagi “Aey allah mein apne liye kuch nahi mangti bus meri ammi ko ek khubsurat damaad de de. . Pta hai kya hua . . USKI Choti behan ki shadi ho gai ; MORAL: Duaon mein funkaarian nahi kerni [...]
biwi chaye
Larka apni Maa se bola Maa Mujhe Dukh den Tention den Barbad Kr den Mere Peeche Bhoot Lga den Ammi Ne Kaha Kambakht shortcut me Bol na “BV Chahiye”..
lift chahiye
1 larki road pe akeli ja rahi thi peche se 1 boy: ghar tak lift chahiye kya? Girl: bhag ja Kamine 3 din se lift le rahi hun abi tak ghar nahi pohnchi.:
kaisa Feel kar rahi ho?
Boy: Aj kaisa Feel kar rahi ho? Girl: Kal rat to hadd he ho gaye, Uff 2 ghantay! meri to jaan he nikal gaye Saaray kapray geelay ho gae Pehlay to aik ghanta kartay thay Magar kal to pooray 2 ghantay tak saans he nahi aaye 1 Ghanta bhe buhat tha . . . . [...]
i love u kehne ki jaga
Boy1: yaar larki ko ” i love you ” kehne ki achi jaga konsi hai? Boy2: data darbar. Boy1: kyun. Boy2: kyun k wahan larkiyun ko chappal nahi pehni hoti hai. ;->
sb se ziada
Q : Btao larki sb se ziada H0T kb hoti he ? . . . . . . Ans: jb wo dhoop me khari ho.
propsing a girl
New style of propsing a girl . . . . . . .Aap k paon bohat khubsorat hain kiya yehi khobsurat paon merey bachon ki jannat ban saktey hain..!:-p hahaha.
Shaadi k Baad
Larki:Main Shaadi k Baad tumhare Sare dukh Bant lungi Larka:Mgar mujhe to Koi dukh nahi hai Larki:Jaan Main shadi K Baad ki baat Kar rhi hon..
Mera Dil Mobile
Girl:Mera Dil Mobile He Aur Aap Uski Sim Hen. Boy:I m Happy:) Girl:Zyada Khush Nehin Hua Kro. Boy:Q Girl:Koi Acha Package Mila To Sim Change B Kr skti hun: