Es Duniya Me Wafa karny Waloon Ki Kamii Nahin Hai

By naeem - Last updated: Friday, January 27, 2012

Es Duniya Me Wafa karny Waloon Ki Kamii Nahin Hai,
Bus Piyar Hi Us Sy Ho Jata Hai Jissy Qadar Na Ho.

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Dost kehta hon tumhee, shaiyer nahi kehta shaor

By naeem - Last updated: Friday, January 27, 2012

Dost kehta hon tumhee, shaiyer nahi kehta shaor
Dosti apni jaghaa hai, shaiyeri apni jaghaa.

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The Shortest Relationship

By admin - Last updated: Wednesday, January 25, 2012

The Shortest Relationship
Ever Is Between
Students and Books …

They Commit 0ne Day
Before Exam and
After Exam Break Up!

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Taras Ata Hai Mujhe

By admin - Last updated: Wednesday, January 25, 2012

Taras Ata Hai Mujhe Apni Masoom si Palkon Per….

Jab Wo Bheeg K Kehti Hain K Hum Se Abb aur parha Nahi

Jata….

Filed in Exam SMS

CNIC ki zarurat

By admin - Last updated: Sunday, January 22, 2012

Teacher papu se
teacher:larkiyun ko 18 saal k baad kis chiz ki zarurat hoti.

Papu:very simple shanakhti card ki.
Ap b apni zahanat papu ki tarah tez rakhen.
Waise ap ne b galat nahi socha.

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funkaarian nahi kerni

By admin - Last updated: Friday, August 12, 2011

Ek larki ne namaz parhi aur shadi kay liye dua mangne lagi to sharama geye kahne lagi

“Aey allah mein apne liye kuch nahi mangti bus meri ammi ko ek khubsurat damaad de de.

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Pta hai kya hua

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USKI Choti behan ki shadi ho gai ;

MORAL: Duaon mein funkaarian nahi kerni chhiyen.

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biwi chaye

By admin - Last updated: Friday, August 12, 2011

Larka apni Maa se bola
Maa

Mujhe Dukh den
Tention den
Barbad Kr den
Mere Peeche Bhoot Lga den

Ammi Ne Kaha

Kambakht shortcut me Bol na
“BV Chahiye”.. :-D

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lift chahiye

By admin - Last updated: Friday, August 12, 2011

1 larki road pe akeli ja rahi thi peche se 1

boy: ghar tak lift chahiye kya?

Girl:

bhag ja Kamine 3 din se lift le rahi hun abi tak ghar nahi pohnchi.:

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kaisa Feel kar rahi ho?

By admin - Last updated: Friday, August 12, 2011

Boy:
Aj kaisa Feel kar rahi ho?
Girl:
Kal rat to hadd he ho gaye, Uff 2 ghantay! meri to jaan he nikal gaye
Saaray kapray geelay ho gae
Pehlay to aik ghanta kartay thay
Magar kal to pooray 2 ghantay tak saans he nahi aaye
1 Ghanta bhe buhat tha
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ye 2 Ghantay ki Load Shedding to jaan he nikal leti hai tongue.

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i love u kehne ki jaga

By admin - Last updated: Friday, August 12, 2011

Boy1: yaar larki ko ” i love you ” kehne ki achi jaga konsi hai?

Boy2: data darbar.

Boy1: kyun.

Boy2: kyun k wahan larkiyun ko chappal nahi pehni hoti hai.
:-D ;->

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